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2026

February

New Mayor Spotted Having Coffee with the Ghost of Fiorello La Guardia! (news)

January

A Warning to Fellow Travelers — There Is No Train to Staten Island! (opinions)
SAFARI SAMPSON RETURNS TRIUMPHANT! (news)
Starbucks Employee Reports Unusual Encounter with "Unwell" Man Claiming to Be His Grandson (news)
Antique Hand Mirror — $75 (classifieds)
In Sunset Park, First Contact Ends in Gunfire (news)
Roommate Wanted — Clinton Hill, Willoughby Ave (classifieds)
ICE Agent Found Embedded in Foundation of Building; Structure Completed in 1947 (news)
The guy with the coffee in Bed-Stuy (classifieds)
Woman Found UNCONSCIOUS in Prospect Park - Claims She Was Accosted by Elves (news)
WILL THE PAGANS PLEASE LEAVE! (opinions)
Fog Brings Unusual Energy to Bay Ridge, Leaves Residents ‘Acting Decades Younger’ (news)
LOST: Time (classifieds)

2025

November

ANOTHER DIPSHIT MISSING AFTER IGNORING WARNING SIGN — “WE HAVE RULES FOR A REASON,” SAYS NEIGHBOR (news)

July

LOCAL MAN MISSING NEAR GOWANUS CANAL — ROOMMATE URGES PUBLIC TO “LOOK SHARPLY” (news)

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